https://seconddraft.store/ daily https://seconddraft.store/products/i-used-em-dashes-first 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/i-used-em-dashes-first-black-d1e393301a699a9b43d8d31c.jpg?v=1790578132 I Used Em Dashes First Navy artwork showing a cream em dash circled in red ink with a red leader line pointing to it, above bold cream uppercase text reading I USED EM DASHES FIRST. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/absolutely-right-machine 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/absolutely-right-machine-military-green-53fd2d64d3b58df66e7b2d08.jpg?v=1790578135 Absolutely Right Machine Illustration of a large industrial machine fed by power lines, a blue water-flow arrow and stacks of books and documents, with a worker reading a paper printed "YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT." emerging from rollers at its base. Artwork shown on the Military Green garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-translator 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-translator-black-39fe1c712ede6c8bc297f0a3.jpg?v=1790580680 The Translator Illustration of an ornate mechanical apparatus with a glass chamber, unspooling a paper ribbon covered in flowcharts. A kneeling person lifts the paper, hand pressed to forehead, looking confused. Cream background, charcoal linework. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/be-more-efficient 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/be-more-efficient-black-397a57c1d6928acd99896de4.jpg?v=1790578135 Be More Efficient Illustration of an anthropomorphic capybara at a keyboard. A suited hawk on its left shoulder holds a sign reading USE AI TO BE MORE EFFICIENT; a squirrel in glasses on its right shoulder holds a sign reading TOKEN BUDGET EXHAUSTED. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/cognitive-battery-1 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/cognitive-battery-1-black-af0e37ff54590713465b1a76.jpg?v=1790576927 Cognitive Battery 1% Editorial graphic on a dark charcoal field: cream text COGNITIVE BATTERY: 1% above a nearly empty battery with one red-orange bar; below, AI OUTPUT: STILL GENERATING above document tiles overflowing past the rail's right edge. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-big-machine 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-big-machine-black-df49379c299d788654ea0fee.jpg?v=1790580695 The Big Machine Illustrated industrial machine with exposed gears, gauges and pipes; books feed in on a conveyor while an operator presses a button as a printed sheet reads "You're absolutely right." Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/use-ai-they-said 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/use-ai-they-said-black-8091ef78ef9ac5958370f32b.jpg?v=1790580761 Use AI, They Said Illustration of a weary worker at a laptop, hand on keyboard, hand on forehead, flanked by two figures: one pointing, labeled USE AI / BE MORE EFFICIENT; the other holding a zero gauge labeled TOKEN BUDGET / EXHAUSTED. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/mannered-prose 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/mannered-prose-black-d7d82f5fb419f3d50cbe3774.jpg?v=1790578131 Mannered Prose Black serif dictionary entry reading “MANNERED PROSE,” italic “noun,” a definition of elaborately qualified, ceremonially structured language, a brick-red divider, and brick-red text: “SEE ALSO: PLAIN ENGLISH, PLEASE?” Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-one-page-labyrinth 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-one-page-labyrinth-black-117c6b0535bc73b05ac1571a.jpg?v=1790577855 The One-Page Labyrinth Isometric line art: a charcoal printer unspools one sheet that expands into an elaborate paper labyrinth of stairways and folds, traced by a rust-orange line, while a person nearby checks a close exit point with a magnifying glass. No text appears. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-capybara-workflow 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-capybara-workflow-black-326458ec81c703acdba785cb.jpg?v=1790579443 The Capybara Workflow Six-panel comic of one tired capybara office worker, captioned ADD THE CONTEXT, REPHRASE, CHECK SOURCES, FIX THE ANSWER, EXPLAIN WHAT IT MEANT, PUT MY NAME ON IT, each holding a matching folder, page, or chart. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/negotiate-world-peace 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/negotiate-world-peace-black-c3e76531f97c58bcf636b771.jpg?v=1790576846 Negotiate World Peace Black rounded square with a thin gray left bracket. Mint green text reads "> NEGOTIATE WORLD PEACE." Below it, smaller orange monospace text reads "MAKE NO MISTAKES." Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-printout 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-printout-black-017e91277b4ddd4016422783.jpg?v=1790577872 The Printout Line illustration of a large retro-industrial machine with gears, pipes and gauges feeding a long paper sheet printed 'You're absolutely right.' A suited man stands beside it, one eyebrow raised, mouth wry, hand on a control lever. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/we-did-it-by-hand 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/we-did-it-by-hand-black-1c6e0753f65340b3d02b1cb3.jpg?v=1790577819 We Did It by Hand Illustration of a small rounded chat bubble with three dots and a sparkle, its straight line trailing off then breaking; a red pencil resumes the line by hand above bold text reading AND THEN... WE DID IT BY HAND., underlined in a hand-drawn stroke. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-opossum-workflow 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-opossum-workflow-black-bdef48ac2168bef7a941c209.jpg?v=1790578655 The Opossum Workflow Six-panel opossum illustration in a blue shirt, growing wearier through captions Give Context, Rephrase, Check the Sources, Fix It, Explain what it meant, and Put my name on it, the explain panel showing a simple three-box diagram. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/owl-quality-control 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/owl-quality-control-black-e616b5ae001b5461f26777de.jpg?v=1790580244 Owl Quality Control Illustration of a weary owl in a shirt and tie at a desk, red pencil marking a page covered in red corrections, beside a machine ejecting a stream of pages onto tall stacks, under the headline 'AI QUALITY CONTROL'. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/mandatory-efficiency 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/mandatory-efficiency-black-8fba242cb8b44e56c5866fc7.jpg?v=1790577837 Mandatory Efficiency Illustration of a seated office worker at a laptop, flanked by two suited advisers holding signs reading "USE AI TO BE MORE EFFICIENT" with an upward arrow, and "TOKEN BUDGET EXHAUSTED" with an empty meter, in flat mid-century editorial style. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-human-queue 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-human-queue-black-78fb53640b4517a2a50be7ad.jpg?v=1790580695 The Human Queue Dark background diagram: a waveform runs through a node and three markers into a cord ending in an empty, dangling headset. Text: YOUR REQUEST FOR A HUMAN IS AWAITING HUMAN REVIEW, with REQUEST FOR A HUMAN in orange and HUMAN REVIEW in blue. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/is-there-a-tl-dr 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/is-there-a-tl-dr-black-49803eae9a6a52e5365d60f7.jpg?v=1790580738 Is There a TL;DR? Illustration of a tall, compartmentalized machine with internal rollers feeding paper into a huge curling ribbon of diagram-covered output. A weary man holds the end of the paper beside a speech bubble reading "IS THERE A TL;DR?" Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-answer-press 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-answer-press-black-a3ac80170827d499056eb6b6.jpg?v=1790578655 The Answer Press Engraved illustration of an antique printing press with gears, rollers, a water pipe and valve, and power cables, fed by a hopper of books. A worker in cap and overalls watches it print a sheet reading "You're absolutely right." Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/too-many-words 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/too-many-words-black-c8fac306300cd0ce94f69a01.jpg?v=1790577942 Too Many Words Cream dictionary-entry print reading "mannered prose," noun, followed by a long, over-elaborate definition, and a boxed line below: "PLAIN ENGLISH: too many words." with a rust-orange underline. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-potter 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-potter-black-d7d6dfbe8c852e8a354a5f2c.jpg?v=1790576928 The Potter Illustration of an industrial molding machine producing a plain vase beside a woman painting a red and blue floral motif on a cream vase on a pottery wheel, with the caption THE SECOND DRAFT above IS HUMAN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/intentionally-left-human 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/intentionally-left-human-black-d8e9df8d9fd28f853666bfa7.jpg?v=1790576887 Intentionally Left Human A rounded-rectangle outline reads THIS SECTION, INTENTIONALLY LEFT, and HUMAN, with HUMAN written in rough graphite pencil lettering; the rest is clean uppercase sans-serif type. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-loop 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-loop-black-fb40c34f0280c8c49eca053a.jpg?v=1790576846 The Loop Diagram-style graphic on a dark background: a red rounded rectangle reads AI DOWN, a cream rounded rectangle reads ASK AI, connected by two thick blue arrows forming a closed loop. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-raccoon-workflow 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-raccoon-workflow-black-e5ba176095249d658424c640.jpg?v=1790578135 The Raccoon Workflow Six-panel cream illustration of the same anthropomorphic raccoon in a shirt and teal tie, growing progressively more tired, captioned in order: Give Context, Rephrase, Check the Sources, Fix It, Explain what it meant, Put my name on it. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/make-no-mistakes 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/make-no-mistakes-black-4a4361a72b71b089a1614fa7.jpg?v=1790576633 Make No Mistakes Navy graphic in amber monospaced type with a caret and rule reading: 'Clean my house. Make me dinner. Raise my children. Fix the economy. Negotiate world peace. Make everything make sense.' Below, underlined in orange: 'MAKE NO MISTAKES.' Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/this-email-could-have-been-a-prompt 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/this-email-could-have-been-a-prompt-black-371055a8be0f4dc4108b321a.jpg?v=1790576908 This Email Could Have Been a Prompt Bold cream Swiss-style capital letters on a dark background read THIS E-MAIL COULD HAVE BEEN A PROMPT., with PROMPT set inside a red rectangle and a thin blue rule beneath. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/stained-glass 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/stained-glass-black-b05c2fa81b7c182ee85fcd40.jpg?v=1790578135 Stained Glass Illustration of a mechanical rig assembling a stained-glass window's pale blue-gray panes while a bearded artisan in an apron installs a glowing ruby, amber and cream center panel by hand. Text below reads THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-human-thread 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-human-thread-black-7b1659d614bb6c5bed01d28f.jpg?v=1790578655 The Human Thread Illustration of a mechanical loom weaving a grey textile with a geometric border, extending to a seated woman hand-stitching a red floral motif with needle and thread from a spool. Text below reads THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/most-likely-to-be-blamed 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/most-likely-to-be-blamed-black-602661c71e66cf1315f9537b.jpg?v=1790576887 Most Likely to Be Blamed Navy T-shirt graphic in vintage varsity type: cream lettering reading 'MOST LIKELY TO BE BLAMED FOR THE AI'S MISTAKES' in a three-line arched yearbook-superlative layout, with a red underline beneath 'AI'S MISTAKES.' Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/agent-to-agent 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/agent-to-agent-black-8e4ecddd00f54959abf60fa5.jpg?v=1790576527 Agent to Agent Illustration of two small retro desktop AI devices facing each other, cable-arms passing a blank cream card, a dotted signal line linking their antennae, beneath bold text reading I'LL HAVE MY AGENTS TALK TO YOUR AGENTS. with AGENTS in red. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/anything-you-say 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/anything-you-say-black-b88aeb22d9ed94da46b3c59b.jpg?v=1790576846 Anything You Say Black tee art on dark background: bold text reads ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU IN THE AI MEETING SUMMARY, the last line in red, above a black tabletop speaker with two amber lights and a microphone stem ringed in red. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/pain-scale-level-5 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/pain-scale-level-5-black-f5595795d6a220835a5216ed.jpg?v=1790576927 Pain Scale, Level 5 Navy graphic titled ORGANIZATIONAL AI PAIN SCALE: a five-step staircase reading 1 PILOT ANNOUNCED, 2 EVERY TASK NEEDS AI, 3 HEADCOUNT REDUCED, 4 AI BUDGET CANCELLED, 5 SAME DEADLINE. THREE JOBS, with cartoon fox and raccoon office scenes. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-human-core 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-human-core-black-b9acad65cab31c5b06ab0549.jpg?v=1790581114 The Human Core Illustration of a tall pale machine-milled humanoid sculpture with a central cavity, held in an industrial gantry; a worker on a platform installs a rough, hand-carved red heart-shaped piece into the opening. Caption reads: THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/night-shift-raccoon 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/night-shift-raccoon-black-6056d47ed976f3bcd29bf114.jpg?v=1790580562 Night Shift Raccoon Illustration of a large industrial printing machine fed by books and loose pages, with gauges, gears and a water pipe, operated by a weary raccoon in rolled-sleeve overalls pulling a lever beside a large sheet reading "You're absolutely right." Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/ai-quality-control 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/ai-quality-control-black-d4cb05c0bd79d27621a4da93.jpg?v=1790577924 AI Quality Control Dark navy artwork: cream letters read 'AI QUALITY CONTROL' above a blue-grey machine spewing charted, checkboxed pages into a pile. A bespectacled beaver in a white shirt reviews a red-marked page at a desk, red pencil in hand. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/i-asked-for-a-summary 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/i-asked-for-a-summary-black-da9e3990679a384a9c272128.jpg?v=1790580308 I Asked for a Summary Illustration of an ornate mechanical printer feeding a long paper roll that cascades down into a stack of seven hardcover books. Top text reads I ASKED FOR A SUMMARY; the book spines read I WAS ASSIGNED READING. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/my-agents-your-agents 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/my-agents-your-agents-black-1f89bcaeffd6df98b100d83e.jpg?v=1790576597 My Agents, Your Agents Graphic reading I'LL HAVE MY AGENTS TALK TO YOUR AGENTS. in bold stacked type, with two small deadpan retro communication devices linked by a thin line dotted with envelope icons, in ivory, muted red and steel blue. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-weaver 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-weaver-black-c81829aed6a3d52c6af9079b.jpg?v=1790576928 The Weaver Illustration of an industrial loom weaving cream and gray cloth. A seated craftsperson hand-weaves a red, ochre and blue band across a gap using a wooden shuttle. Text below reads THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/born-to-argue 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/born-to-argue-black-dc740bf1ef28ebd8af00af19.jpg?v=1790576615 Born to Argue Black serif text reads BORN TO ARGUE, then AI CITATIONS, with FORCED TO VERIFY smaller in navy between them, above a cream brief page with grey citation rules, navy square marks, a red-underlined line, and a red checkmark. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-world-builder 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-world-builder-black-da82f298f9d6b673615692e9.jpg?v=1790576887 The World Builder Isometric art: a gray machine-built fantasy world with a gantry crane, and a kneeling woman installing a living patch of trees, flowers, a stream, bridge and waterfall, with a small archer inside. Text reads THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN, HUMAN in red. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-illuminator 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-illuminator-black-e5980ad09efb3f0e83429a89.jpg?v=1790579443 The Illuminator An ornate machine prints plain typed pages while a woman at a desk hand-writes a red-and-gold illuminated manuscript page below the words THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/mail-room-supervisor 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/mail-room-supervisor-black-0665e3037994e11b59f0f8e4.jpg?v=1790580887 Mail Room Supervisor Illustration of a tired man pressing a pedestal control while freeing a jammed folder, beside an automated document-sorting conveyor with sensor arches, gears, bins, and a warning beacon. Text reads PROMOTED TO SUPERVISE THE INTERN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/i-replied-to-your-email 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/i-replied-to-your-email-black-b8afedc57b9571196dea0c14.jpg?v=1790577889 I Replied to Your Email Dark charcoal graphic: cream uppercase text "I REPLIED TO YOUR EMAIL" crossed out with a scribbled red marker strike, with "I APPROVED THE AI'S DRAFT" printed below it in matching cream lettering. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-courtyard 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-courtyard-black-dbf18b072fca628a06562a9f.jpg?v=1790576927 The Courtyard Overhead illustration of a pale machine-drafted floor plan with a drafting machine at upper right; an architect lowers a hand-drawn courtyard of trees, paths and a reflecting pool into its empty center. Text below reads THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/not-over-explaining 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/not-over-explaining-black-cd9071f6d3dc2e2b1fb91cda.jpg?v=1790576908 Not Over-Explaining Black tee with cream text reading I'M NOT OVER-EXPLAINING. above larger bold text THIS IS MY AI VOICE. with a muted red underline beneath AI VOICE. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/wording-assisted-by-ai 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/wording-assisted-by-ai-black-f91251176f47752007f80896.jpg?v=1790580301 Wording Assisted by AI Bold navy blue serif type reads GREAT CONNECTING WITH YOU. in three left-aligned lines, with a smaller ochre-gold sans-serif line below reading (WORDING ASSISTED BY AI.), on a plain light background. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/em-dashes-before-they-were-suspicious 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/em-dashes-before-they-were-suspicious-black-106d2aabffcd191080a41e6b.jpg?v=1790580562 Em Dashes Before They Were Suspicious Black serif text on an off-white background reads I USED — EM DASHES — BEFORE THEY WERE SUSPICIOUS, with two red hand-drawn arrows pointing to the em dashes flanking EM DASHES. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-glassmaker 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-glassmaker-black-e6d449cb4dc1a586b8f3363f.jpg?v=1790576887 The Glassmaker Arched stained-glass window, dark lead framework, blue-gray panes. A dark-haired woman fits a glowing red-orange flame-shaped glass piece into the center by hand. A metal machine sits at left. Text: THE SECOND DRAFT arched above, IS HUMAN below. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/most-likely-to-take-credit 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/most-likely-to-take-credit-black-508291fc7ec09bb837033c72.jpg?v=1790576927 Most Likely to Take Credit Navy T-shirt graphic in collegiate varsity lettering: arched cream text reading MOST LIKELY TO above bold cream block letters outlined in red reading TAKE CREDIT FOR and THE AI'S WORK, stacked below. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/see-also-plain-english 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/see-also-plain-english-black-3ef1ace780a48462d91e080d.jpg?v=1790579442 See Also: Plain English White tee graphic styled as a dictionary entry: black serif heading MANNERED PROSE, italic label noun, a black definition, a thin brick-red rule, and bold red capitals reading SEE ALSO: PLAIN ENGLISH, PLEASE? Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/could-have-been-a-prompt 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/could-have-been-a-prompt-black-0a6125b07425f17f6ad45a8b.jpg?v=1790576847 Could Have Been a Prompt Black tee graphic: bold white THIS beside a cream envelope with red E-MAIL inside, white COULD HAVE BEEN below, and aqua > A PROMPT at the bottom, in a fine-grained, slightly worn texture. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/smash-allow 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/smash-allow-black-43106ad41f79f1ba0add1818.jpg?v=1790578135 Smash Allow Illustration of a green frog in a red cape pressing a glowing red "ALLOW" button on a small desktop controller, with a rising sun behind it and the bold headline "WE VIBE AT DAWN" above, on a plain cream background. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/assisted-sign-off 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/assisted-sign-off-black-2ab0d721a9fe48ad75cb3eea.jpg?v=1790578130 Assisted Sign-Off Navy T-shirt graphic reading GREAT CONNECTING WITH YOU. in large ivory serif type, with (WORDING ASSISTED BY AI.) in smaller powder blue sans serif type beneath it. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-endless-sentence 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-endless-sentence-black-42276ca85efdca98c8165a36.jpg?v=1790580285 The Endless Sentence Machine with gauges and tubes feeds a knotted paper printout; its display reads IN ORDER TO PROVIDE A COMPREHENSIVE RESPONSE, IT MAY BE HELPFUL TO FIRST ESTABLISH A BROADER CONTEXTUAL FRAMEWORK WITHIN WHICH..., as a man pinches his nose reading it. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/this-section-left-human 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/this-section-left-human-black-f7a323d6173a1d802fa2b88b.jpg?v=1790577976 This Section Left Human Square graphic reading THIS SECTION in small uppercase letters, INTENTIONALLY LEFT in bold uppercase, and HUMAN in large hand-drawn pencil script, with a red pencil touching the final stroke, on an ivory background. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-accordion-output 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-accordion-output-military-green-1e98411d83988fa77cd0e536.jpg?v=1790577907 The Accordion Output Line-art illustration of a printer-like machine feeding an endless accordion-folded output covered in diagrams, flowcharts, tables and code-like blocks, unspooling toward a hunched, tired man at a desk holding a pencil over the paper. Artwork shown on the Military Green garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-red-pencil 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-red-pencil-black-2ab8091e08d6fcb60ae81b36.jpg?v=1790578593 The Red Pencil Woman leaning over a cluttered desk, red-penciling a marked-up draft among stacked papers and books. Behind her, a gear-and-tube robotic drafting machine. Headline above reads THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-keystone 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-keystone-black-bd56b88aee6935408c5607b5.jpg?v=1790577959 The Keystone A tall pale faceted sculpted bust and torso has an open gap at the throat and chest. A craftsman in work clothes and an apron fits an irregular deep red block into the gap, framed by idle mechanical rails, calipers and a gantry. No text appears. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/token-budget-exhausted 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/token-budget-exhausted-black-e63dcb6272a4bf63f8438c83.jpg?v=1790577802 Token Budget Exhausted A rabbit office worker at a laptop, one paw on the keys, the other holding a document. A suited lion on one shoulder says 'USE AI, BE MORE EFFICIENT'; a vested tortoise on the other holds a stop sign reading 'TOKEN BUDGET EXHAUSTED.' Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/silently-judging-your-ai-workflow 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/silently-judging-your-ai-workflow-black-bbc62ad48bb16c8dfea71bab.jpg?v=1790576846 Silently Judging Your AI Workflow Cream uppercase type on a charcoal background reads SILENTLY JUDGING YOUR AI WORKFLOW in bold condensed letters, with a thin muted-red underline beneath the final line. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/agents-talk-to-agents 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/agents-talk-to-agents-black-8b7560ebc18705e9b573ba12.jpg?v=1790576651 Agents Talk to Agents Bold cream text reads I'LL HAVE MY AGENTS above TALK TO YOUR AGENTS., with AGENTS. in red-orange, on a black background. Two hands press glowing buttons on matching blue terminal devices connected by a red line. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/human-in-the-loop 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/human-in-the-loop-black-1665bcf3d77ee9b2986ee3d7.jpg?v=1790578636 Human in the Loop Illustration with bold text "HUMAN IN THE LOOP" above a machine with a node-pattern panel spewing a huge cascade of marked-up papers through a funnel to a capybara at a small desk, red pencil in one paw, a lever in the other. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-oxford-comma-was-mine-first 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-oxford-comma-was-mine-first-black-62206a4f42f5472f192f665c.jpg?v=1790578131 The Oxford Comma Was Mine First Cream poster with THE OXFORD COMMA in black serif type, a red leader line pointing to an oversized red comma between boxed words apples, bananas, and cherries, and WAS MINE FIRST. below in bold black type. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-owl-reviewer 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-owl-reviewer-black-da0f0889eb97521ba20c1171.jpg?v=1790580244 The Owl Reviewer Illustration of a tired owl in round glasses at a desk, marking one page with a red pencil while holding a magnifying glass over another, beside a machine spilling an overflowing stream of pages. Headline reads AI QUALITY CONTROL. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/we-vibe-at-dawn 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/we-vibe-at-dawn-navy-bf777534f37ea742d3eba9b4.png?v=1790580625 We Vibe at Dawn Illustrated frog wearing a red cape sits at a wooden desk before a microphone, one hand raised, beside a laptop with crab, lightning bolt, coffee mug and ALLOW stickers, under a yellow dawn sun and the arched red headline WE VIBE AT DAWN. Shown on the Navy tee. https://seconddraft.store/products/not-rambling 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/not-rambling-black-2017d2e97f3750268eef0d4d.jpg?v=1790576867 Not Rambling Black t-shirt graphic in cream serif type reading 'I'M NOT RAMBLING.' on a smaller line above the larger line 'THIS IS MY AI VOICE.', underlined once in muted red. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-animator 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-animator-black-2759e03b761addf7634496f4.jpg?v=1790576888 The Animator A machine feeds a strip of pale, identical rabbit-frames. An animator slides in one vivid orange keyframe of the same rabbit, alive with expression. Below: THE SECOND DRAFT (small), IS HUMAN (large), underlined in vermilion. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/most-likely-to-explain-the-ai-policy 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/most-likely-to-explain-the-ai-policy-black-61ca81f72b24dca8eb5ca2cc.jpg?v=1790576887 Most Likely to Explain the AI Policy Varsity-style lettering on a navy background: 'MOST LIKELY TO' arches above 'EXPLAIN THE' and 'AI POLICY,' set in bold ivory block letters with a thin red inline outline and navy drop shadow. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-quilter 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-quilter-black-03c9b041da5e7284b5dc098d.jpg?v=1790576887 The Quilter Illustration of an antique loom feeding a gray-and-cream geometric quilt to a seated woman in navy and apron, stitching a colorful red, coral, ochre and blue patch into it with red thread. Headline reads THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/capybara-quality-control 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/capybara-quality-control-black-de58d742cd43593810b9da63.jpg?v=1790580201 Capybara Quality Control A capybara at a desk in a white shirt and red tie holds a red pencil beside a lever, reviewing pages under the headline 'AI QUALITY CONTROL' as a machine with a node emblem funnels a cascade of marked-up pages down to the desk. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/i-wrote-the-project-brief 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/i-wrote-the-project-brief-black-137ac20da0b7c247da12fa9c.jpg?v=1790578130 I Wrote the Project Brief Black tee with cream editorial type reading I WROTE THE PROJECT BRIEF, struck through by one thin red line, and below it, unmarked: I APPROVED THE AI'S DRAFT. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/agent-mail 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/agent-mail-black-4ced88cc83fe63f70558a845.jpg?v=1790576580 Agent Mail Two small grey office terminals with cream screen faces face each other, each gripping one end of a cream envelope with a mechanical arm. Cream text above reads I'LL HAVE MY AGENTS TALK TO YOUR AGENTS. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/promoted-to-supervise-the-intern 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/promoted-to-supervise-the-intern-black-6980573efbf8c53c9b6e5460.jpg?v=1790578593 Promoted to Supervise the Intern A tired man holds a lever and guides a folder on a conveyor beside a sorting machine with a warning beacon, as a rejected folder slides from its chute. Text reads PROMOTED TO / SUPERVISE THE INTERN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/born-to-practice-law 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/born-to-practice-law-black-d709603766256df4d805b98c.jpg?v=1790576847 Born to Practice Law Black tee reading BORN TO PRACTICE LAW, FORCED TO VERIFY, THE CASES AI CITED ACTUALLY EXIST in ivory serif type, with a red pencil underline, a red question mark, and a stack of redacted legal pages below. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/ask-ai-reflex 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/ask-ai-reflex-black-41862ed51fdf1c3eb8dff6e2.jpg?v=1790576777 Ask AI Reflex Two-panel comic: a red beacon labeled AI DOWN beside a blue button labeled ASK AI with a finger hovering over it, then a sweating man in a business shirt wiping his brow while glancing at the alarm, hand still reaching for the button. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/awaiting-human-review 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/awaiting-human-review-black-7759155f8675525ebf27f67c.jpg?v=1790580695 Awaiting Human Review Dark tee graphic: a voicemail cassette with teal waveform connects through three queue nodes to a corded headset dangling below. Cream text reads YOUR REQUEST FOR A HUMAN IS AWAITING HUMAN REVIEW, HUMAN in orange twice, orange checkmark after REVIEW. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/punch-card-supervisor 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/punch-card-supervisor-black-53aeed30d88e9fdad5c9f666.jpg?v=1790580714 Punch Card Supervisor Illustration of a man in a collared shirt cranking a lever on a large gray punch-card sorting machine, pushing a crooked stack of cards into a jammed hopper, on navy above cream and rust-orange text: PROMOTED TO SUPERVISE THE INTERN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-beaver-supervisor 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-beaver-supervisor-black-2520255ce0e1eacfca7eb3e9.jpg?v=1790578131 The Beaver Supervisor Illustration of a tired anthropomorphic beaver in a shirt and tie beside a pneumatic sorting machine, freeing a jammed folder while another is misrouted. Bold headline reads PROMOTED TO SUPERVISE THE INTERN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/honest-caveat 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/honest-caveat-black-73f0879228b96c09f60ba110.jpg?v=1790578135 Honest Caveat Cream document graphic, charcoal border, four equal status rows with green checkmarks: 432/432 TESTS GREEN, 18,742 LINES OF CODE, ALL 5 STAGES COMPLETE, then HONEST CAVEAT: CRASHES ON STARTUP. beside a red warning triangle. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-ai-is-down 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-ai-is-down-black-2c79fd177b7cd89555b0f9d2.jpg?v=1790576886 The AI Is Down Cream background with black condensed sans-serif text reading THE AI IS DOWN, a muted red bar beside the word DOWN, and below it, in larger bold type, I'LL ASK THE AI. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/not-long-winded 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/not-long-winded-black-8e78371fd149cfea20b7c060.jpg?v=1790576544 Not Long-Winded Black artwork with white serif type reading 'I'M NOT LONG-WINDED.' on a smaller upper line and 'THIS IS MY AI VOICE.' in much larger type below, underlined once in muted red. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/ai-adoption-pain-scale 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/ai-adoption-pain-scale-black-8e84f95714f853da6c1a0483.jpg?v=1790576927 AI Adoption Pain Scale Editorial chart titled AI ADOPTION PAIN SCALE with five numbered rows, colors shifting teal to red, each showing the same orange fox office worker in a navy suit: 1 AI PILOT, 2 AI TRAINING, 3 FIX AI MISTAKES, 4 HEADCOUNT CUT, 5 AI COST CUTTING. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-redline-desk 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-redline-desk-black-1395aaffa41733fb9f5a7eaf.jpg?v=1790580244 The Redline Desk Illustration of a man with dark wavy hair making red-pencil corrections on a long paper scroll fed by an ornate mechanical drafting machine, beside a coffee mug and crumpled discarded pages, under the headline "The Second Draft is Human." Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/great-connecting-with-you 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/great-connecting-with-you-black-bea9aa50db38976bd0cf0801.jpg?v=1790576886 Great Connecting With You Cream tee print reading GREAT CONNECTING WITH YOU. in large centered black serif type, with (WORDING ASSISTED BY AI.) below in smaller black sans-serif capitals. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/born-to-ask-questions 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/born-to-ask-questions-black-c0c7426466c1b00bb515d3c0.jpg?v=1790576846 Born to Ask Questions Cream proof-sheet design with serif type reading BORN TO ASK QUESTIONS, then FORCED TO VERIFY, then AI CITATIONS, circled in red pencil with a red arrow and bracketed blue footnote marks [1][2], separated by thin blue rules. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/fix-the-economy 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/fix-the-economy-black-3116d9c4375c4d73c72f7af2.jpg?v=1790576615 Fix the Economy Monospaced graphic: a red command caret and open red bracket beside two lines of bold dark petrol-blue text reading FIX THE ECONOMY, in larger type, above MAKE NO MISTAKES, in smaller type. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-ai-pain-scale 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-ai-pain-scale-black-872a97c543ed951a5a6b1909.jpg?v=1790576927 The AI Pain Scale Chart titled ORGANIZATIONAL AI PAIN SCALE with five numbered raccoon scenes from OPTIONAL PILOT to AI SUBSCRIPTION CANCELLED, ending with one raccoon at desks marked STRATEGY, OPERATIONS, CLIENT WORK beside three unplugged computers tagged REMOVED. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/make-everything-make-sense 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/make-everything-make-sense-black-03db7503f9288027369cdbbb.jpg?v=1790583204 Make Everything Make Sense Deep aubergine tee graphic: a thin coral bracket rail on the left with a coral ">" prompt caret, beside large cream text reading MAKE EVERYTHING MAKE SENSE. and smaller coral text below reading MAKE NO MISTAKES. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/lovely-to-meet-you 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/lovely-to-meet-you-black-dff29d4ea575b4ee6a902985.jpg?v=1790576846 Lovely to Meet You Centered editorial serif text reading LOVELY TO MEET YOU. in powder blue, with (WORDING ASSISTED BY AI.) in coral type below, on a dark charcoal background. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-painter 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-painter-black-689fc24a3052da99090cd65d.jpg?v=1790576779 The Painter Illustration of a mechanical arm painting a blue-gray lakeside landscape on a canvas, while a woman paints a vivid red dancing figure into it by hand. Painterly text reads THE SECOND DRAFT above and IS HUMAN below. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-meeting-summary 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-meeting-summary-black-83450374c45783a9e83293c4.jpg?v=1790576510 The Meeting Summary The words "Anything you say can and will be held against you in the AI meeting summary." stacked above a dark, dome-shaped conference speakerphone with two vent-shaped eyes and a glowing red status light and bar. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-ask-ai-button 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-ask-ai-button-black-02daeb10945e0e5e2e4ec31f.jpg?v=1790576928 The Ask AI Button Illustration of a metal control panel with a glowing red rectangular alert reading AI DOWN and a round cream push-button reading ASK AI; a human index finger hovers just above the button. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-collie-supervisor 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-collie-supervisor-black-019d0a0bc31f52fd70a3e41d.jpg?v=1790576927 The Collie Supervisor Illustration of an anthropomorphic border collie in a white shirt and red tie, working a lever on a circular document-sorting machine while pulling a red file from the wrong chute. Arched red headline reads PROMOTED TO SUPERVISE THE INTERN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/you-re-absolutely-right 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/you-re-absolutely-right-black-61c57339632eb0cdb6f76524.jpg?v=1790578655 You're Absolutely Right Cutaway illustration of an aged gray steel machine with brass gears, copper pipes and gauges. A weary operator in cap and overalls works a lever as a cream sheet emerges from rollers, printed “You’re absolutely right.” Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/clean-my-house 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/clean-my-house-black-69b24cd9b475bf2ed5ca8530.jpg?v=1790576846 Clean My House Cream background with bold black type: a red caret symbol followed by 'Clean my house.' on the first line, and 'Make no mistakes.' printed beneath it in matching bold type. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/i-wrote-the-report 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/i-wrote-the-report-black-7251b4d04d87f85853273684.jpg?v=1790576887 I Wrote the Report Off-white uppercase text on a dark background reads I WROTE THE REPORT, struck through with a scribbled hand-drawn red line, with I APPROVED THE AI'S DRAFT printed clearly beneath it. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/born-to-code 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/born-to-code-black-f164ef39f58e9f31246622c7.jpg?v=1790576562 Born to Code Cream uppercase type reads BORN TO CODE, FORCED TO REVIEW underlined in red, and AI PR'S in bold, above three diff-style bars in green, cream and red marked with red X's, on a mid-gray ground. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-builder 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-builder-black-717083dfe14c3506c98cb9d8.jpg?v=1790576867 The Builder THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN is printed above an illustration of an automated drafting machine that built a pale, multi-story building model. A crouching man fits a glowing amber interior module into a house-shaped opening at its center. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour. https://seconddraft.store/products/the-game-designer 2026-09-29T15:45:15+01:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0963/8857/9594/files/the-game-designer-black-8853ceefd981375490fc7984.jpg?v=1790576846 The Game Designer Illustration of a woman at a large pen-display monitor, stylus in hand, placing a warm hand-drawn game tile with a tiny adventurer, campfire and tree into a grey isometric fantasy world, above the text THE SECOND DRAFT IS HUMAN. Artwork shown on the Black garment colour.