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This design gives that feeling its own dictionary entry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMannered Prose, noun: language distinguished by the deployment of elaborately qualified, ceremonially structured, and ostensibly clarifying constructions which, in seeking to ensure that every conceivable nuance has been thoughtfully acknowledged, may ultimately require the reader to undertake the not inconsiderable task of determining what was actually meant.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeneath the definition, a single red line cuts straight to the point: SEE ALSO: PLAIN ENGLISH, PLEASE?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSet in crisp black serif type with a restrained brick-red accent, it reads like a page pulled from a reference book you'd actually want on your desk. 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